The Haole Cup
FISHING • GOLF • GLORY • DON'T BONK OUT
Meet the Haoles - 2026
Founding Haole
Tj Connolly
Ringleader
Shot he is known for:
The Paris Hilton:
an expensive hole...
2026 Kalshi Odds:
Opening Round Lead 24-1
CHoY: 13,270-1
Committee
Nolan Connolly
Spinner
2024 Champion Haole
Shot he is known for:
The Prince Harry:
tough round, but got the money in the end...
2026 Kalshi Odds:
Opening Round Lead 3-2
CHoY: 3-1
Committee
Mort Security Malcom
Shot he is known for:
Princess Diana:
Shouldn't have taken a driver...
2026 Kalshi Odds:
Opening Round Lead 3-1
CHoY: 8-1
Committee
Doyle Champ Connolly
2025 Champion Haole
Shot he is known for:
The Kate Winslet:
a touch fat, but almost perfect...
2026 Kalshi Odds:
Opening Round Lead 2-1
CHoY: 8-5
Social Coordinator
Billy Guillermo Connolly
Shot he is known for:
The Porn Star:
came right across the face...
2026 Kalshi Odds:
Opening Round Lead 3-1
CHoY: 15-1
Chris Needler Delehanty
Shot he is known for:
The Elin Nordegren: smashed an iron into woods...
2026 Kalshi Odds:
Opening Round Lead 10-1
CHoY: 35-1
Il Pishadeel Grande
Gerry Sparky Burdo
Shot he is known for:
The Stevie Wonder: sounded good, but never saw it...
2026 Kalshi Odds:
Opening Round Lead 11-1
CHoY: 35-1
Design Team / Nepo-Baby
Andrew Bonk Connolly
Shot he is known for:
The Bun in the Oven:
felt good, but now he's in trouble...
2026 Kalshi Odds:
Opening Round Lead 8-1
CHoY: 30-1